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time to complain.
My brothers, Petey and Christian won’t be coming to graduation. Christian tends to make everyone around him miserable so my dad is having them stay home. I’m not upset about him not coming, but I’m pretty upset that Petey won’t be here.
On top of that, my boyfriend can’t make it either; he has drill that weekend.
So, yeah. Pretty much the 3rd and 4th most important people in my life won’t be attending my graduation. awesome.
oh, and I had to get a molar pulled today.
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JK. HE’S NOT DEAD. WHAT THE HELL.
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HOUSE IS DEAD. WHAT THE FUCK.
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Kid:why do we have to learn thisMath teacher:because fuck you
Posted on May 18, 2012 via nicolete with 58,582 notes
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one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES

TOO MANY POPES
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Posted on May 8, 2012 via meow with 11,605 notes
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Posted on May 7, 2012 via God with us. with 1,689 notes
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ted mosby:hey i just met youted mosby:and this is crazyted mosby:but i think i'm in love with you
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i think any girl is lying they say these dont apply to them. one of them HAS to at least.
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*Hears noises at night*:Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on*Heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is*A cop walks by*:Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone*Taking a test*:Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school*Gets a sunburn*:Skin cancer
Posted on May 7, 2012 via (◕‿◕✿) with 144,981 notes
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me:i cant eat anymore im fullfood:eat meme:ok
Posted on May 6, 2012 via disappear with 10,604 notes
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